The Last #14 Issue


DAVE GUNTON

Match the markings and sew from the clip to the pin. Perfect every time.

DEVIN WAYNE DAVIS
Mix enough detergent granules with water to make a paste.

ELIZABETH HILDRETH
The cost is virtually nil!

ELIZABETH YOUNG
After that it’s a cinch to slice any thickness you prefer.

JOHN SCHERTZER
Then you should use one of your
seldom-used little dainty bowls, or a small pretty ash
tray to hold all your pieces of jewelry.

JONAH WINTER
Everyone knows they are hard to clean unless you remove the contents.

The sophomore editors!

DANIELLE PAFUNDA
We've made toy abacuses out of them for the children and have used them as handles for a
jump rope.

JEFFREY SALANE
To four or five cups of juice I add a
tablespoon of margarine and presto, no foam!










 
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JOSH MAY
Afterwards, I sew up the side-seam and the jeans look great.

MARINA WILSON
Try a little marjoram in corn bread or when making croutons.


MATT GARTON

After laundering, use the good parts as padding for homemade scuffs or slippers.

MEGIN JIMENEZ

When done, place it on the pudding pie.

MICHAEL RUBY
Brush off what you can and then, depending on the fabric, launder the article with chlorine bleach or hydrogen peroxide.

NATHAN PARKER
How about a glass "frog" that's used for flower arrangements, or put up cup hooks for your brushes.

PAUL MCCORMICK
When I couldn’t find my tracing wheel to mark pattern lines, I tried using a dinner fork.

PETER MARKUS
Never, never over-water a philodendron.

PTIM CALLAN
Use a spatula to stir, too!

RONALD PALMER
This really cuts down on the time involved in letter writing, and, also, we are sure to hear from everyone once in awhile.

SAM CHERUBIN
Dampen washcloths and put them in plastic bags fastened with a twistie.

SARAH STRICKLEY
This may be used on any vegetable…

SARA SMITH
Be sure to cut the sandwiches into tiny fingertip sizes.

SHAFER HALL
Well, last time I picked up a can of menthol, it smelled so good that I just foamed some on my face. Wow!

SHEILA E. MURPHY
Put a dot of nail polish on the inside of the hems of your double sheets, at the middle fold.

TONY TOST
The chest is not only a good place to store things, but serves as a sturdy stepstool to reach those impossibly high shelves.


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