Up Yours, Mom and Dad, the #16 Issue can do whatever it damn well wants now that it can drive!!!


AMANDA LEIGH LICHTENSTEIN
The name is from a Gothic word meaning “secret.”


ANTHONY TOGNAZZINI

The smaller ropes consist of three strands; this number is increased
for larger ropes.


CARMINE G. SIMMONS
The first romantic chapter of the real story of the American rice
industry, however, was written in 1694.

CHRISTINE WERTHEIM

The spelling “rhyme,” instead of “rime,” came about through confusion with the word “rhythm.”

DANIEL BORZUTZKY
There is no fixed standard by which the benefits derived from good roads can be measured.


HEATHER MATESICH
The leaves are conspicuous, but only the stalks are edible.


The not-going-to- bed editors!

DANIELLE PAFUNDA
Her parents were strolling players, and she began while a child to take
part in their crude plays.

JEFFREY SALANE
Now this is exactly the principle upon which the electric refrigerator
operates.





 
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I X KEY
The rotor ship is a new invention, dating only from 1922, and its complete development cannot be predicted with certainty.

IAN RANDALL WILSON
Rayon is not silk, but is a substitute for silk, and the name “artificial” is both misleading and inaccurate.


JEFF BAKER
an island off the coast of Alaska.

JONATHAN DOHERTY
This movement causes a set of hard rings to rattle noisily, and woe unto the animal or person that disregards the sound.

KIRSTEN KASCHOCK
Red is commonly used in dyeing and in the arts.


MATHIAS SVALINA

As learning increased, men revolted more and more against any authority in matters of belief.

MATTHEW THORBURN

navigator and historian, a gallant courtier so familiar as a type of the elegant and clever gentleman that we almost forget he lived three hundred years ago

MICHAEL SCHIAVO
It gets relief by wallowing all day in the mud and by making friends with a little bird about the size of thrush.

NATALIE LYALIN
The beetles eat the blossoms of grapes and roses, and often the fruit of the apple.

ROBIN DARE
a string of beads, made of wood, metal, or stone by which prayers are counted as an aid to memory.

ROBYN ART
They include camels, llamas, deer, goats, giraffes, pronghorns, and antelopes, all of which are described in these volumes.

SEAN SULLIVAN
All these stories of the kingdom are purely legend, many conciously invented by writers.

ZACHARY SCHOMBURG
In most cases there is one small window for each story, and four windows just below the roof.

Special Note!!!:

Heidi Lynn Staples (formerly Heidi Peppermint) on the inclusion of her poem "Real Toads" in Best American Poetry 2004.

The poem first appeared in La Petite Zine issue #13.

Kudos Heidi!


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