up, as a few little things have changed. We accept e-mail submissions
only. Please send your work either as an attachment, or pasted directly
into the e-mail. A short bio (short, we say) should be included as
send work in all genres. And all non- or anti-genres. We are also
considering visual work that we might loosely classify as literary.
What does that mean? You tell us.
require that you put in your e-mail subject line the following information:
the date being a month-date-year format. Use periods--no slashes,
dashes, umlauts, parens, schwas (schwae?) between each of these pieces
of information. This submission, for instance, came from a person
with the surname O'Hara, who sent us poetry to LPZ on July 4th, 1958—
Paste the your work in the body of the e-mail.
When you are paste work into the text of your e-mail
and something is italicized, you will want to place asterisks before
and after *to denote that it's italicized*.
HEY! 3-5 poems MAX! Essays and fiction under 2000 words! No teeny-tiny
font! One submission at a time! Send links at your own discretion;
we might not visit them. We've got eclectic tastes, so use your best
judgment. We do suggest you read our current and some of our previous
issues before submitting. No excuses; they're free and they're good!
We reserve the right to have extreme, unfair, or wacky opinions on
the submissions that come into our inbox. We are not objective! Any
deviation from these guidelines had better be pretty darn amusing!
Please allow two months (that's eight whole weeks) for a response.
If, after two months, you haven't heard from us, please feel free
to check if we're still breathing. Check nice! We don't like to be
Also, we have created well-defined reading times during the year.
submit pieces from September - May.
will not be reading submissions during the summer months. All submissions
during that time period will be erased.
Please feel free to e-mail us for additional information on these
guidelines or with any other concerns, questions, recipes, etc. you
may have. Within reason!
your poetry, fiction, and other media to the editors, Jeffrey Salane
and Danielle Pafunda, at firstname.lastname@example.org.
We acquire First Rights, or one-time rights. Copyright reverts back
to you after it's published.