LA PETITE ZINE ISSUE #20, FIND YOUR HAPPY PLACE, INVEST IN IT, WATCH IT PROGRESS, SELL IT FOR A PRETTY PENNY.

A note on our new sections:

We have been haunting the circuits of La Petite Zine for five years now, and we find it time for an expansion of sorts. In this issue, you will find our new InteReview section, wherein interview and review collide and poetics, potentials, manifestos emerge. You’ll find a Nepotism Depot, as we travel to our alma mater and shake out a sample of what’s shaking among the current New School darlings. Between this issue and #22, you’ll be able to thrill to our first serialized release, Kristen Iskandrian’s curious, dazzling “The School.” Future issues will featurette slices of the English and Canadian experimental poetry scenes, quarantine the hot hot hotties under twenty-five, and delve into particular aesthetic strategies Iron-Chef-style.

As always, we’re accepting beauts and brutes of all manners. Query with the inchoate, and we’ll be glad to consider.

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Postmodernism does not create an ethical vacuum, and/or please stop handing me that Baudrillard snack cake.

Postmodernism cannot be reduced to a single-celled organism. Like all theoretical categories (feminism, romanticism, X), the category postmodernism entertains a gaggle of tactics, which do not all operate in tandem (though some do), and do not all hold fast to the most dogmatic and hyperbolic postmodern position (though some do). Haraway, Foucault, Butler , Anna Tsing, D&G, for example, provide theories that convert smartly into glossy-hided hydra-headed praxes of possibility. You/I/we = the brokers of conversion.

So, grim prophetsm, keep crying endtimes! Queasy birds, take fright and—if you must—weave the nest rife with caricatures of connection. The rest of us, sleeves and sleaze rolled, ticker on, tentacles flexed, get down to the subterranean business. Pack your neo-decadence, modesty, fastidiousness. Your uteri, spleen, excess, brevity. Pack your surprises, organs, and strategies. Take the earnest wig from its case, screw the ironic monocle to its peeper. Trimmings overflow our aesthetic flux. Dig deep for the adjective that temporarily stuns the quickening. Where hybrid formerly arrowed original, we see nothing but fields of hybridity. That is, nothing but micro-historical mish-mash. Shine the nexus, meet me in the engine room.

Editor D

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current mood: do you hear something ringing? I think the neighbors                      are ar it again. Seriously, do they ever stop? I mean,                      that's loud, right? Can you hear that? Unbelievable.

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current mood: ashamed

current mood: in need of permission to not feel ashamed

current mood: in debt

current mood: many diplomas

current mood: mini diplomatic moments

current mood: a new daddy

current mood: can I possibly embarass a fetus?

current mood: waited too long to see Pan's Labrynth, was good but not

current mood: never want to give my opinion on music again

current mood: never want to post a blog, never want to defend myself                      on-line, tired of 16 year olds logging on to call me fat,                      tired of forty year olds assuming I'm in some cabal of                      popularity, wait, John Ashbery's on the phone, he's a                      big March Madness fan, we're going to do a big wang                      thang (his words) with jalapeno poppers and ranch dip.                      Go Minutemen! Wait, what do you mean they had a                      good football team this year? John, say it ain't true!                      Hold on, I've got Lyn Hejinian on the other line.

current mood: never

current mood: coining the phrase "Twistery" for any movie thriller or                      TV show during sweeps

current mood: willing

current mood: me:brooding boy on L platform
                     you: breakdancer performing to Can's "Vitamin C"
                     we shared a moment, let's share a lifetime?

Editor J