East Bank Poetry
ONE HAIKU
by Rick Rockwell
The groom from Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire, famous comedian, and ex-husband of that tramp Darva Conger sums it all up in 17 syllables. Well, 18. But who's counting?


FOUR RANTS FROM THE UGLY SISTER

by Coleman Hough
These monoglues take us on the strange trip we must all go through—pubic hair, waist size, and the little man downstairs.

FETCH
by Dickson Musslewhite
Just another canine take on the domestic front, or a re-assessment of Joyce's supposed 'legacy'? You decide.

GOOD FOR NOTHING
by Mark Budman
Some times a big, thick gun in your mouth is just a big, thick, wide, fully loaded, cocked gun in your mouth.

NOTES
by James Sallis
We wonder what was the script to this subscript. An heir to Pale Fire comes across as purely point-by-point. Know why? Cos it is.

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FIRE STARTER  AND  
AEGISTHUS AFTER/SOME DEFINITIONS
Two poems from Stuart Lishan

RAW AND UNDRESSED + TWO
by Meghan Cleary
Whew. Like water for chocolate, this trio of lyrics takes our clothes off, feeds us, and 'smooths us down.'

LETS DANCE + THREE MORE
by Michael Farrell
A voice from Australia teaches us not to trust our eyes and urges to be very nice. Well, in a way.

HOW COLD IS IT + TWO MORE
by Carley Moore
Take a look-see. Poems we wouldn't take home to visit your mother.

THREE POEMS, ONE WITH BATMAN
by Michael Broder
, whose take on a superhero surprises us, as it will you.

DAILY EMERGENCIES + TWO MORE
by Charles O'Hay
This issue's first ambassador from the Liberty town reminds us of the city that always seems to sleep.

CORY IS A FAGGOT & 37 X 1
by Jim Cory
Our second ambassador attacks anonymity and anything that 'doesn't have juice in the engine.'

FIVE POEMS
by Derek Webster
Beauty and truth, Einstein's gourd, and no attempt—repeat, none—to find a word that rhymes with "orange." Doorhinges unite!

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